The travel secrets they don’t want you to know
Your unfair advantage for flying better, sleeping faster, and suffering less on day one.
You've found it. The gift for the dad who has everything except a sense of humour about travel.
He complains about the queues. The delays. The $9 airport coffee. The middle seat.
Now there's a book that turns every one of those gripes into a laugh, plus a few travel hack, to finally beat the system.
No batteries, no "thanks I guess", no regifting. Just a dad with stress free travel, and a bunch of hacks he'll likely swear he "already knew".
BONUS: Win a slice of first class
Three orders will receive a complimentary first-class amenity kit, pulled from a real first-class flight. Order before Father's Day and you're automatically entered.
Jet Lag Is For Rich People is a comedic travel guide that takes readers on a satirical adventure around the world. Join me in exploring the humorous side of travel, and let's embark on a journey filled with laughter and wit.
As the author, I invite you to delve into the pages of this comic book and experience the joy of travel like never before.
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WHAT CHANGES WHEN YOU KNOW THE SYSTEM
A field guide from someone who’s flown 10M+ miles and managed 500+ aircraft. Built for long hauls, brutal layovers, and anyone tired of losing day one to a system designed to exhaust them.
😵 Jet Lag Blackouts
😌 Sleep faster. Recover sooner.
😤 Airport chaos
🧠 Confident moves that actually work
😴 Landing wrecked
✈️ Arrive sharp enough to use the day
WHAT READERS SAY AFTER THE FIRST TRIP
From coast-to-coast work trips to long-haul vacations. Hear from our readers that have reworked the system.
“Every chapter had me thinking, ‘okay wow, that literally happened to me last week.’ I laughed, learned things, and immediately changed how I travel.”
"Everything I thought I knew about travel. But then I remembered I had forgotten? The perfect combination of comedy and seriousness. Buy this quick; before your next trip! ..."
“No influencer nonsense. No ‘wake up at 4am and meditate’ advice. Just real, useful stuff from someone who clearly knows airports way too well.”
Terrific, fun read with valuable tricks for travel. Shared some of the learnings with my team for great future use. Many thanks to the unknown author.
Meet the characters (again)
If you’ve travelled recently, you’ve met them. You just didn’t know how to beat them.
The traveler you can’t miss. Oversized backpack. Territorial energy. No self-awareness. The Boor talks at people, not with them, and one is enough to slow boarding, clog aisles, and turn travel chaos into open conflict.
The employee who hears nothing, sees nothing, and follows procedure like a religion. You’re pleading and explaining, while they stare at a screen and pretend you’re not there. Rules are rules. One Diligent Deaf Mute is all it takes to watch your flight board… and leave… without you.
The traveler who treats the airport like a podcast studio. Line moving? Doesn’t matter. Gate boarding? Still talking. Chatty Cathy traps agents, blocks counters, and slows everything down with stories no one asked for. One Cathy can turn any experience into a conversational traffic jam.
What You'll Learn...
The one gift he won't regift. Order by Monday 15th for guaranteed Father's Day delivery.
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